Keyshawn Is A Done Deal » Brats & Beer

May 24, 2007
posted under: Keyshawn Johnson

That’s done as in finished, at and end, over and out. Keyshawn is retiring from the NFL and Robert Ferguson lives to see another day.

But that’s okay because I’ve changed my mind about the veteran wide receiver: Clearly he has a selfish, “there’s no team in I” attitude that would have been a cancer in the locker room. MeShawn had a chance to come to Green Bay and help Brett Favre and the Packers offense, but he put his own interests before the team and decided to retire to become another talking head on ESPN. That’s not the way Packer People behave, that’s not the kind of player we need in Green & Gold.

Good luck with the new career Keyshawn, but watch out for Sean Salisbury taking pictures of his penis with his camera phone.

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