Always A Bridesmaid » Brats & Beer

February 27, 2008
posted under: Blog stuff, Blogs, Cheesehead TV, Railbird Central, Titletowns

Okay they’re ready with the envelope. “And the winner is . . . ”

Railbird Central, wtf?

Alright, let’s try and compose ourselves. You’re still on camera, so smile. Applaud. Keep smiling and applauding like some idiot who can’t stop smiling and applauding. That’s right, don’t let them see your disappointment. Don’t let them see the pain that’s welling up inside as you realize you’ve lost the Titletown award. And never let them see you cry. Ever.

Well, congratulations to the Railbird on winning the Titletown for best Packer blogger. He deserves it — I guess. Although what does it really matter. These awards are all just popularity contests anyway, and it’s not like we’re still in high school or anything. I didn’t even want to win that award. I don’t need it to feel like I’m important or special or talented. I have something more important: artistic integrity.

I mean really, who died and made the Cheesehead TV guys God? Who said they could sit on their throne and decide who’s the best? And what does that mean anyway, the best blogger? You can’t just say someone’s the best and then that’s the way it is forever and ever.

Heck, maybe I’ll start my own awards. And the winner for best Packer blogger with a sausage-inspired nom de plume is . . . me!

I am such a petty, bitter little man.