Packers-Bears: The Game Is On » Brats & Beer

December 4, 2005
posted under: effin Bears, Packers, Pre-game

The Bears suck!

Okay, they lead the division and all, but let’s be serious. Kyle Orton, The Great Bearded Hope of Chicago, is barely functional behind the center. He’s 26th in the league in passing yards, has thrown 12 interceptions, and has a worse passer rating than Joey “I Got Mooch Fired And I’ll Take Matt Millen Down Too” Harrington. The Bears offense is ranked 28th in yards per game and 24th in scoring with 16.5 points per game. The only thing keeping them in the race is a pretty good defense and a weak schedule. During their little winning streak, which comes to an end today, Chicago has beaten such powerhouse teams as Baltimore, Detroit, New Orleans, and San Francisco.

Division champions? They are so lucky Green Bay is having an awful year.

Go Packers.