How Big Of An Ass Is Sean Salisbury? » Brats & Beer

It’s not like we need any empirical evidence that former Vikings washout Sean Salisbury is the biggest blowhard on ESPN, but I just happened to overhear this little exchange on SportsCenter.

The host/anchor asked John Clayton, “What’s the biggest question in your mind heading into mini camps?” to which the diminutive analyst answered he thought the biggest issue was who would be the starting running back for the Green Bay Packers.

After Clayton had his say, here was penis picture snapping Salisbury’s response:

I could care less if Paul Hornung and Jim Taylor come back, Green Bay’s not the story. It’s two teams: Minnesota, how well is that quarterback position going to be? This league is all about the quarterback. But more importantly in Miami, is Cullpepper going to be healthy? Are you going to get a lemon with Cleo Lemon? I don’t believe their starter is on the roster. You gotta get Trent Green there, you gotta get him in camp so he can work with Cam Cameron. I think the Miami Dolphins, who are supposed to close the gap with the Patriots, are the team with the biggest question mark. You MUST have a quarterback and that WILL be Trent Green, it’s just taking way too long.

Minnesota and Miami? Still beating those dead horses, huh Sean.

Listen, whether or not Tavaris Jackson turns out to be the real deal (not freaking likely) and what kind of career Adrian Peterson has in the NFL (short and not so sweet) doesn’t matter for the 2007 season. The Vikings suck and will suck harder this year than last. As for Miami, that is such a huge mess I can’t believe anyone is still trying to float the balloon that the Dolphins can challenge for a playoff spot. Except of course our good friend Sean “wanna see a picture?” Salisbury.

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