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September 16, 2007

After watching Bret Culbertson make a 28-yard field goal to give Iowa State a 15-13 win over the Iowa Hawkeyes, I just have to ask: Why wasn’t Al Michaels doing the play-by-play, because this game was nothing short of miraculous.
No one thought the Cyclones had a chance in this one, not the media, not the […]

September 14, 2007

The weekend is upon us once again and this is a big Satuday for college football. USC travels to Nebraska (a no win situation as far as I’m concerned), Michigan plays Notre Dame (someone’s gotta win, right?) and the Badgers play against The Citadel (Wisconsin wins easily, but fans lose because the game is on […]

November 11, 2006

It’s a good thing that there’s no Brats & Beer podcast because I’ve lost my voice screaming at the TV for the last three hours. The good news, though, is that Wisconsin finally beat the Iowa Schmuckeyes 24-21, closing out their Big 10 schedule with a 7-1 record. But it was not an easy game […]

November 7, 2006

This is absolute gold. Courtesy of Deadspin, here’s a picture of U of Iowa quarterback Drew Tate wearing tights.
The claim is the picture is from Halloween, but I’m pretty sure this is a typical night out for Tate and his tights-wearing butt posse. It would be a crime if Wisconsin doesn’t totally beat down the […]

September 21, 2006

Found this picture from The Wizard of Odds:

Seems John Kerry was at the Iowa State – Iowa game canvassing for the party and found himself in the middle of a dorkfest. Sure enough, one of the Schmuckeye fans has a beer bong.

September 17, 2006

Why do my Cyclones do this to me? Either play to the end and win the game or just concede early so I can get on with other things. Iowa State played a brilliant first half yesterday to take a 14-3 lead over the Schmuckeyes but went stone cold in the second half and allowed […]

September 15, 2006

Get ready Hawks fans, because the Cyclones are coming into your house tomorrow, drinking all of your beer, stealing your women, and generally kicking your ass up and down the football field. Yeah! Another chapter in the ISU – UI rivalry gets written this weekend and the Clones are looking to put the hammer down […]

December 10, 2005

Yeah! ISU put the hurt on the Schmuckeyes once again last night, winning 72-60 over the 13th ranked basketball team in the country. Stinson led the team with 20 points while Clark pumped in 17. Hubalek hauled down eight rebounds and added 13 points of his own. Maybe Iowa State will get a little more […]

December 7, 2005

The rivalry is back on! Iowa State hosts Iowa this weekend for the biggest game of the year. The Schmuckeyes are 7-2 coming into this one after an earlier loss to Texas and a 67-63 loss to Northern Iowa last weekend. Greg Brunner is their all-star this year, shooting better than 46% from the field […]